Really, this is not a joke or a story!

Well, ok, it’s a story, but it’s a factual news story. San Diego has been besieged by a legion of Humbolt squid. No serious injuries have made the news, but ABC reports that some of these Humbolt kids have smacked divers around and left their carcasses littering the beautiful Southern California beaches.

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