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Funny T-Shirts: Get Your Yuks with Unique, Limited-Run Garments

funny-t-shirtThe internet is full of moderately hilarious T-shirts, but how many of them have a science fiction politics theme? Or show your allegiance to the indifference of Team Feline? If you need a funny t-shirt, space out with our Harrison Ford for President of the Universe t-shirt, our "Giving Zero Fucks" Team Feline shirt, or our unique Space Squid logo glow-in-the-dark shirt! All our shirts are limited-run, unique items  that you won't find in the store! Perfect scifi gifts for the fans and readers in your orbit.

Get In the Shirt, Space Cadet!

Our Harrison Ford funny shirt is printed in two colors (black and blue) on quality American Apparel soft tees in white (size L), tipping our collective hats to this loveable curmudgeon. And just what are Harrison Ford's beliefs, you ask? Well, he's not very judgmental. He says, "We [Harrison kids] were given Democrat instruction; to be liberals of every stripe. I don’t judge what other people do. At least I try not to ever judge what other people do unless they do it in my face." He was strongly anti-Iraq War but he's not a political gadfly. If that works for you, well, so does this funny president shirt...!

Of course there's a story behind this t-shirt. This funny T-shirt was originally printed for an Austin indie-rock band who was clearly cooler than us. This band was so cool that they welshed on their bill, allowing us to pick up these shirts for a song. But don't worry, the artist crossed out the name of the band and hand-wrote "Space Squid Magazine" underneath it. (We didn't do it because we are not artists. Each of these is a unique masterpiece.)

You want one? Send us an email and we can send one of these to you for a mere $7 (plus $5 shipping). Get into our shirt, space cadets!

In Our Shirt Space, No One Can Hear You Scream

This isn't the only funny Squid shirt available right now. We have the multicolored Space Squid t-shirt in size L, printed on a tech shirt (wicking shirt for runners). We have the new Space Squid logo shirts in all sizes and glow-in-the-dark versions. We have the new Team Feline two-sided shirts. And of course we have the new multicolor Power of Science t-shirt, celebrating the triumph of nerds over the nefarious viral evil. While supplies last, this shirt is printed on Bella+Canvas slavery-free 100% ringspun cotton. Send us an email or visit the Squid store for more info...!

Other Squid Schwag

What else do we have to offer? Great question!

  • funny-sticker-postcardWhile supplies last, any donation gets you a free sticker and Space Squid postcard! Just email us with your address after donating.
  • Check out our $3 e-book, which contains the finest scifi, humor, and bizarro from your planet for the past decade or so!
  • Buy our amazing scifi short-story collection, Tales from the Secret City! This remarkable book, available in PDF format, contains actual work from three of the four Space Squid editors! This is stuff we can't publish in the pages of Space Squid.


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