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Funny T-Shirts: Get Shirt-y with These Unique, Limited-Run Garments

funny-t-shirtThe internet is full of moderately hilarious T-shirts, but how many of them have a scifi politics theme? We should start thinking about the big issues and our Harrison Ford for President of the Universe t-shirt.

It's printed in two colors (black and blue) on quality American Apparel soft tees in white (size L). And just what are Harrison Ford's beliefs, you ask? Well, he's not very judgmental. He says, "We [Harrison kids] were given Democrat instruction; to be liberals of every stripe. I don’t judge what other people do. At least I try not to ever judge what other people do unless they do it in my face." He was strongly anti-Iraq War but he's not a political gadfly. If that works for you, well, so does this shirt...!

Of course there's a story behind this T-shirt. This funny T-shirt was originally printed for an Austin indie-rock band who was clearly cooler than us. This band was so cool that they welshed on their bill, allowing us to pick up these shirts for a song. But don't worry, the artist crossed out the name of the band and hand-wrote "Space Squid Magazine" underneath it. (We didn't do it because we are not artists. Each of these is a unique masterpiece.)

You want one? Send us an email and we can send one of these to you for a mere $10 (plus $5 shipping).

This isn't the only funny Squid shirt available right now. We have one last upcycled multicolored Space Squid t-shirt in size L, printed on a tech shirt (wicking shirt for runners). Printed by hand in permanent fabric paints, handwash only. Send us an email -- $10 for the Harrison Ford t-shirt or the runner's tech shirt, plus $5 shipping.

And of course we have the new multicolor Power of Science t-shirt, celebrating the triumph of nerds over the nefarious viral evil. While supplies last, this shirt is printed on Bella+Canvas slavery-free 100% ringspun cotton. $14, or $19.50 with shipping.

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Other Squid Schwag

What else do we have to offer? Great question!

  • funny-sticker-postcardWhile supplies last, any donation gets you a free sticker and Space Squid postcard! Just email us with your address after donating.
  • Check out our $3 e-book, which contains the finest scifi, humor, and bizarro from your planet for the past decade or so!
  • Buy our amazing scifi short-story collection, Tales from the Secret City! This remarkable book, available in PDF format, contains actual work from three of the four Space Squid editors! This is stuff we can't publish in the pages of Space Squid.