Our Funny Covid T-Shirt (Taking Requests)

covid-t-shirtCOVID T-Shirt!

This shirt is now out of stock, but please contact us if you would like to be added to our queue for a new print run.

Are you finding your casual wardrobe woefully inadequate after your squalid quarantine? Celebrate the triumph of science over the nefarious powers of viral evil with this delightful two-color Power of Science unisex t-shirt! All shirts are printed on designer sweatshop-free, eco-friendly Bella+Canvas sideseamed 100% ringspun cotton (“Deep Teal” color only). This was a limited run and they’ve sold out, but message us if you’d like to preorder for the next run.

The mini-story printed around the syringe reads:

Martin felt a mild warming sensation as the liquid entered his arm. He smiled at the nurse, Lisa. “I feel it. The serum is taking effect.” “Yes,” she replied, “but I wish you hadn’t shrieked in my ear when you saw the needle.” “I feel my power growing,” Martin added. He carefully massaged his arm, moving the precious fluid up his shoulder toward his heart and brain. “I am ready for the robot trials,” he said. Despite Lisa’s annoyed expression, he remained calm. Soon, soon, everything would change.