Our Funny Covid T-Shirt

covid-t-shirtCOVID T-Shirt with Shipping Included!

Are you finding your casual wardrobe woefully inadequate after your squalid quarantine? Celebrate the triumph of science over the nefarious powers of viral evil with this delightful two-color Power of Science unisex t-shirt! All shirts are printed on designer sweatshop-free, eco-friendly Bella+Canvas sideseamed 100% ringspun cotton ("Deep Teal" color only). This is a limited run and they're going fast, so order now! We have 2 smalls, 3 larges, 1 medium long-sleeved, and 1 large long-sleeved.

The mini-story printed around the syringe reads:

Martin felt a mild warming sensation as the liquid entered his arm. He smiled at the nurse, Lisa. “I feel it. The serum is taking effect.” “Yes,” she replied, “but I wish you hadn’t shrieked in my ear when you saw the needle.” “I feel my power growing,” Martin added. He carefully massaged his arm, moving the precious fluid up his shoulder toward his heart and brain. “I am ready for the robot trials,” he said. Despite Lisa’s annoyed expression, he remained calm. Soon, soon, everything would change.

Here's the Bella+Canvas sizing info. To order multiple shirts, just edit the quantity in your cart. No, it doesn't glow in the dark; it's just a nice bright ink. We're making no money, but money is the root of all evil!

Long-Sleeved Options

We also ordered several Bella+Canvas 3501 long-sleeved shirts with this same design. We have one each in medium and large for $18, or $22.50 with shipping. Just use the DONATE link on the homepage, send us the correct amount per shirt, and make sure to specify LONG-SLEEVED, your shirt design, shirt sizes, and contact info in the "Add a note" field. 

Do You Live in Austin? Skip the Shipping!

If you live in Austin, congrats! Your price is just $15 per shirt if you can arrange with us to pick up your shirt at a location like Armadillocon in October, Central Market North, PCL Library at UT, Jo's Coffee downtown, or the Magnolia Cafe. Just use the DONATE link on the homepage, send us $15 per shirt, and make sure to specify your shirt design, shirt sizes, preferred meetup spot, and contact info in the "Add a note" field. 

If you live outside the U.S., please contact us with your sizes, address, and quantity for shipping rates.

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