Dear Aunty Stanky — Pawsome

Dear Aunty Stanky,

Is it true that the mycetozoa plan a vile takeover of our dominion on Earth by 2066? Can they

be trained into submission?

 Pawsome the Catz


DEAR PAW(N):

Seriously?  You’re afraid of a slime mold? I have friends who are slime molds! I have brunched with several molds of different persuasions, and they’re all interesting fungi.  But at the end of the day, if one of them annoys me (like you, perhaps), I just eat them.

Bon Appetit!

Always your (well fed),

Aunty Stanky


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