Dear Aunty Stanky: The neighborhood next to me put up a "residents only" sign. But I take my family for walks there. Legally, it's state-maintained roads, so they can't stop us. But should we stop anyways out of respect for…
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Dear Aunty Stanky: Puzzled
Dear Aunty Stanky: I recently adopted my first child through the Universal Religious Orphanage for Children. However, the paperwork did not include the species (or age) of my new bundle of joy. I am assuming however that principles of raising…
Dear Aunty Stanky: Omnipotence
Dear Aunty Stanky, I woke up this morning to discover that I am omnipotent. What can I do? Dear um, ? I guess your precarious position with the Universe makes you unable to give a stunning sobriquet, but no matter. …
