Dear Aunty Stanky: Who keeps stealing my pens? I collect pens at my job; they get left behind. But still I had to buy pens the other day: I bought a 4-pack the other day--there's 20-packs but I'm sick of…
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Dear Aunt Stanky -- Peripatetic
Dear Aunty Stanky: The neighborhood next to me put up a "residents only" sign. But I take my family for walks there. Legally, it's state-maintained roads, so they can't stop us. But should we stop anyways out of respect for…
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Dear Aunty Stanky: Puzzled
Dear Aunty Stanky: I recently adopted my first child through the Universal Religious Orphanage for Children. However, the paperwork did not include the species (or age) of my new bundle of joy. I am assuming however that principles of raising…
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Dear Aunty Stanky: Barking
Dear Aunty Stanky: If we discovered a means to teach dogs to reason as do humans, should we? Do we risk corrupting caninekind or is it our duty to assist expanding man's best friend's appreciation of life? BARKING ABOUT IN THE BIG APPLE…
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Dear Aunty Stanky: Omnipotence
Dear Aunty Stanky, I woke up this morning to discover that I am omnipotent. What can I do? Dear um, ? I guess your precarious position with the Universe makes you unable to give a stunning sobriquet, but no matter. …
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