Dear Aunty Stanky -- Miss M

Dear Auntie Stanky,

My boyfriend just confessed that he's got a secret crush on the neighbor's vicuña! I didn't even know that he was talking about one of the two wild South American camelids, which live in the high alpine areas of the Andes, the other being the guanaco, which lives at lower elevations! What should I do?

MISS M OF THE MOUNTAINS

Dear Miss M -

Move to a lower elevation.  Problem solved!

Always the height of wisdom,

Aunty Stanky

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