Ask Aunty Stanky

The World's First Scifi Advice Column Ever

By popular demand! Everyone's been saying, "When will Space Squid get its own scifi advice column? We need squidly guidance!"

Well, it's finally here. ASK AUNTY STANKY is our new advice column, which will dispense words of wisdom for all of your dilemmas, normal and paranormal. Aunty Stanky is the maternal paternal aunt of our corporate spokesmascot Squishy, so yes, she's a squid. And a bad-tempered one at that.

If you have a itching, burning question for Aunty Stanky, you can queue it up right here! Just make sure to click the button for Stanky to get that Stanky service you crave.

See the archive of ASK AUNTY STANKY columns.


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