Need more quirk in your quarantine? How about a few short short-timer flash scifi pieces from Space Squid? Free fictional fun and humor... enjoy!
The Final Crunch by Cameron Stewart
Around eight months ago, the Galactic Bureau of Investigation found that the sound of a crunch would distract the common worker just enough that it led to an overall 0.00000000000001% decrease in productivity. Needless to say, they felt all crunching must be abolished. First step: shut down all the farms producing food with what they referred to as ‘High Crunch Potential.' Took away a lot of jobs from good hardworking farmers. Took away the crunch, too. That deliciously audible crunch.