What... oh, right, yes, the season of love. What could be more romantic than two Squid stories, one about a pudgy videogaming cheater and another about reptilian deformities? Huh? Answer me that!
Extra bonus: Editor Matt's lauded recipe for a gourmet muffaletta.
Specifically, a muffaletta assembled from the ingredients available in the hospitality suite at Austin's own Armadillocon literary science fiction convention...!