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bill magnuson and his leaf blower must die

a friend told me
there is a huge cash reward
for proof
aliens are here
among us
visiting our earth

i have such proof

in fact
aliens told me directly
(telepathically of course)
that the next time
my neighbor
magnuson
bill magnuson
turns on his leaf blower
pointlessly
on a perfectly sunny day
and ruins my solitude
destroys my peace of mind
my precious quiet...

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