The Sad Squiddies CYOP

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The Squiddies Choose-Your-Own-Path

"To forcefeed their liberal agenda. Doves, not stars, on the U.S. flag. Immigration quotas on white males. Forced abortions for the rich. Merging the Army and Marines into the Social Justice Warriors. Whale worship in schools. Veganism."

Kate shudders.

Vomit?

"Why me?"