The Sad Squiddies CYOP

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The Squiddies Choose-Your-Own-Path

"Wise choice."

Dopamine surges in your brain; credits stampede from your e-account. Your iWatch 9000 shows new items in your wardrobe and underwear drawer, like a whitepaper titled "MacGuyver's Top 100 Beauty and Culinary Uses for Hemorrhoid Cream."

+4 to Confidence.