The Sad Squiddies CYOP

 

hugos-parody

The Squiddies Choose-Your-Own-Path

After a 9-year legal tussle, you crush the Marmots for defamation, slander, and indecent exposure. Everything in their HQ is yours: the mini-fridge, the cookie jar half-full of ditch weed, and all the patchouli. Too bad your publisher fired you for lack of production.

Your adventure has ended.