The Sad Squiddies CYOA

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The Squiddies Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

"No one likes it."

"It's like the Westminster Kennel Club hijacking the Oscars so that only Beethoven movies can win!"

Even though you secretly adore Beethoven movies, you're so angry you could:

Sue the Marmots?

Ask Kate for her advice?