The Sad Squiddies CYOA

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The Squiddies Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

The Squiddies commiddies cannot be so easily avoided.

Your agent, etherbot 4382K-8, ezips you.

"Kate, I thought it was spam."

"What?!? It's the Squiddies!"

She's right. The alternative is 30 more years of thieving DNA from public urinals to pay bills.

The show must go on.