The Sad Squiddies CYOA

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The Squiddies Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

You tap on your iWatch and nanobots leap from your tearducts to clean up the toilet.

One of them fails to properly disinfect his little botfeet and on the return trip, he gets flesh-eating bacteria in your eye. You are dead because you put hygiene above a Squiddie.

Your adventure is over.