The Sad Squiddies CYOA

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The Squiddies Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

On his morning jog, Steven Spielberg sees you fall; his bodyguards set your broken leg.

"I admire your pluck," Steven tells you.

You end up writing ET 2: ET Strikes Back.

Raves tide in. Your scripts rival Alan Smithee in quantity and quality.

But you always wonder about that Squiddie.

Your adventure has ended.