The Sad Squiddies CYOA

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The Squiddies Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

Your 13-character e-toots usually have more zing, but today the best you can do is "#Sqdz nom ya!"

Your message goes viral and the entire world seems to be laughing at you.

Your life is over, over! No, seriously. You are dead.

Your adventure is over.