The Sad Squiddies CYOP

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The Squiddies Choose-Your-Own-Path

You open the e-note.

Squishy the Squid, global icon, Space Squid mascot, and virtual reality TV star, swirls up like an e-pparition. "Thanks for accepting your nomination," he says.

"Pull my tentacle to purchase red-carpet consulting services, or twist it to decline."

Pull?

Twist?