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Dear Aunty Stanky: Barking

Dear Aunty Stanky: If we discovered a means to teach dogs to reason as do humans, should we? Do we risk corrupting caninekind or is it our duty to assist expanding man's best friend's appreciation of life? BARKING ABOUT IN THE BIG APPLE

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Dear Aunty Stanky: Omnipotence

Dear Aunty Stanky, I woke up this morning to discover that I am omnipotent. What can I do? Dear um, ? I guess your precarious position with the Universe makes you unable to give a stunning sobriquet, but no matter. 

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Dear Aunty Stanky: So Bored

Dear Aunty Stanky, My kids are “so bored,” what can I do? Thanks, T-Mom   Dear T-Mom: Ah, the age-old quandary: “What’s wrong with my children? Why are they so hard to please? Why do I even keep them around?

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